Don’t Overthink It.

They’ll love it.

Designed to smile.

Every product below comes delivered in a Llama Bliss 5x7x3 inch box, containing a user guide on how to make the most of your chosen “product” (as well as how to use the beans as fertilizer), a 6oz bag of genuine llama beans and a real llama bean paper bookmark. Select products below for more specs and photos.

  • Them: “What is this??!”

    You: “Open it up!”

    Them: “$%@! this is $%@!#@% amazing! “

  • Some people might not want to play mancala or dry out their armpits with llama beans and that’s okay. Each box includes info on how to use the beans for excellent indoor/outdoor fertilizer.

  • A real llama bean paper bookmark is included in each box so when your recipient closes their book at night the last thing they think of will probably be you.

 

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Let’s work together to create llama bean products the world needs now. We will credit you for any idea that we add to our shop!